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For Budding Authors & Poets |
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Create your own forums to discuss subjects on this website and to practise your English |
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ESL/EFL Grammar
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Overview of ESL/EFL/special needs pedagogic ideas on this website |
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Language Tailoring
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Publishing Opportunities
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INSTRUCTIONS:
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1:Joke Number Identify which are which by putting A,B or C beside each line. |
2: Correct Order Now decide the order of each joke then write the numbers in this column. |
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"No," says the psychic, "Next term in her biology class." (term = semester) |
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| "So did you," replied the man. "You said you had no officers to spare!" | ||
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A frog telephones the Psychic
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| A man noticed an aggressive-looking intruder in his neighbour's front garden, trying to force open a window. | ||
| He is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." | ||
| He phoned the police and described what he could see. | ||
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| Once more he phoned the emergency services, but this time he said. "You can cancel that call-out, because I've shot the ruffian." | ||
| The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" | ||
| The man put the phone down and watched as the intruder climbed over the gate into his neighbour's back garden. | ||
| The police operator phoned the man back and said accusingly, "You lied!" | ||
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| The reply was, "Sorry, I can't send anyone for an hour or two, because I have no officers to spare." | ||
| There are three types of women:- | ||
| Within minutes, three squad cars arrived containing armed police and a police helicopter hovered above. | ||
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. He is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" |
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Technology
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