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This free website has been created especially for you by Bibi Baxter (International Author, Teacher & ESL/EFL Materials Specialist)  <>()<> This website contains 'something' for everyone <>()<> Established since 1993, Musical English Lessons International are the only world-wide suppliers of special ESL/EFL study ideas by Bibi Baxter (formerly Bibi Boarder)

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IMPORTANT  COPYRIGHT NOTICE 

©  The jokes, shown below, are presented as matching exercises to test your understanding.  All examples have been taken from "The Bio-Degradable Joke Book" by Teresa Green.  The publisher is MAMMOTH and the book is printed on recycled paper.

More jokes will be added to this page from time to time

EFL/ESL Matching Exercise

WHAT......? JOKES

 

WHAT DID .....?

  • What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

  • What did one oil slick say to the other oil slick?

  • What did one eye say to the other?

NOW CHOOSE THE CORRECT PUNCH LINES 

  • A blazer.

  • A person running a temperature.

  • Between us is something that smells.

  • Crude oil.

  • Ex-stinked.

  • Oil see you again

  • Refined oil.

  • You're too young to smoke

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL .....?

  • What do you call an old aerosol deodorant?  

WHAT'S .....?

  • What's wet, black, floats on water and shouts, "Knickers!"?

  • What's wet, black,  floats on water and shouts, "Underwear!"?

  • What's hot and moves at 100 mph?

  • What's worn over a school shirt and bursts into flames easily?

 

EVEN MORE JOKES!

ESL/EFL MATCHING EXERCISES - JOKES & PUNCH LINES

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ANSWER KEY FOR THE "WHAT....?"  JOKES

WHAT DID .....?

 What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You're too young to smoke.

What did one oil slick say to the other oil slick?

"Oil (I'll) see you again"  

 (NOTE:  Oil has the same sound as I'll pronounced in South-West England)

What did one eye say to the other?

"Between us is something that smells."

(NOTE:  Between us =  I am telling you in confidence / Between us = positioned between us)

To smell (transitive & intransitive)  A nose can smell something / Something smells  
 

WHAT DO YOU CALL .....?

What do you call an old aerosol deodorant?

Ex-stinked. (extinct)

 (NOTE:  Deodorants usually have a perfume smell / ex = finished / stink = smell)

 

WHAT'S .....?

What's wet, black, floats on water and shouts, "Knickers!"?

Crude oil. 

(NOTE:  crude = basic / The word "crude" is also used to describe people who use rude words.)

What's wet, black,  floats on water and shouts, "Underwear!"?

Refined oil.

(NOTE:  The word "refined" is also used to describe people who are sophisticated.)

What's hot and moves at 100 mph?

A person running a temperature. 

(NOTE:  to run a temperature = to have a higher temperature than usual due to illness)

What's worn over a school shirt and bursts into flames easily?

A blazer. 

(NOTE:  A blazer is a special school-uniform jacket /   To blaze = to burn fiercely)

 
 
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