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EFL/ESL Matching Exercise

"CROSS" JOKES

QUESTION

1. What do you get if you cross an aerosol deodorant with a boomerang?  

2. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

3. What do you get if you cross a house with a quarter pound of minced meat?

4. What do you get if you cross a church choir with a quarter pound of minced meat?

5. What do you get if you cross a bee with half a kilo of minced beef?

6. What do you get if you cross William The Conqueror with a power station?

NOW CHOOSE THE CORRECT PUNCH LINES

1. A hymnburger

2. A smell you can't get rid of

3. A humburger

4. An electricity bill  

5. Frostbite

6. A homeburger

• ANSWERS

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ANSWER KEY FOR "CROSS" JOKES

(To cross = to cross-breed)

What do you get if you cross an aerosol deodorant with a boomerang?

A smell you can't get rid of.  

(NOTE:  Boomerangs usually return when thrown / to get rid of = to throw away)  

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a house with a quarter pound of minced meat?

A homeburger (hamburger)

What do you get if you cross a church choir with a quarter pound of minced meat?

A hymnburger (hamburger) 

(NOTE: A church choir sings hymns)

What do you get if you cross a bee with half a kilo of minced beef?

A humburger.  (hamburger) 

(NOTE:  Bees hum/hamburgers are made from minced beef)

What do you get if you cross William The Conqueror with a power station?

An electricity bill. 

(NOTE:  Bill = invoice / Bill is the nickname for William)

IMPORTANT  COPYRIGHT NOTICE 

©  The jokes, shown below, are presented as matching exercises to test your understanding.  All examples have been taken from "The Bio-Degradable Joke Book" by Teresa Green.  The publisher is MAMMOTH and the book is printed on recycled paper.